Today, my trainer told me to do 30-40 minutes of easy cardio: walk, eliptical, biking. I got to choose. Of course, I chose biking!
I put on my brand new workout gear – soooooo cute! Even the band of the bottoms match the color of the top!
Cool gloves? Check
Cool sunglasses? Check
Red helmet? Checkity check
I head out to the garage, lube up my chain (get yer mind out of the gutter) and head out for a 6-8 mile easy ride.
As I’m nearing the 1 mile mark, I get frustrated. Why is it sooooo hard to pedal? I have it on an easy gear, the road is relatively flat. What the heck?
I attempt to cross the busy intersection of 76th and Lincoln and wonder if I’ve completely lost any semblance of fitness.
Then I look.
My back tire was flat as a pancake.
Sad panda.
So then I got to walk my bike back home.
At least I looked fucking cute doing that, even if I did look absolutely ridiculous walking my bike for a mile.