What the heck?
Today I was trying to set up an account at USPS.com so I could order stamps and not have to go to the post office to get them.
Imagine my surprise when I saw this –>
I couldn’t figure it out. I mean… THAT’S MY LAST NAME!
Then I went to urbandictionary.com.
Fail.
Dammit, I was going to change my last name to Usshole, but some asshole would probably fuck that up, too. Sorry about the last name thing. I still love you, you Kant.
Lol. That would be awesome, you usshole.