Dad: Amy, your muffler is now in your trunk. Don’t worry, I put a piece of cardboard down first.
Me: WHAT? Muffler is in the trunk?
Dad: Oh, yeah. I took a look at what that noise was. I just took off your muffler. It wasn’t really attached anymore.
Me: So wait, it’s in the trunk?
Dad: Yes, but don’t worry. I put cardboard down.