When I got home tonight, I found a 1-800-flowers box. I was confused, but opened it up. Inside I found this giant chinese takeout box.
Inside that box was this:
A giant fucking fortune cookie.
I opened the cookie and inside was this fortune:
Good luck on Saturday! I believe in you! Thank you so much for always being so supportive and encouraging. Sending positive thoughts, glitter and ponies…xoxo Tracey
I have the best friends ever. And no, you can’t have them.